baronessvondengler:

kerrybearw:

Kerry being her adorable self. 

Loving the matching pink bag, sunshade case, and lipstick!

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(Source: weloveshortvideos)

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weloveblackgirls:

versacetits:

substancesauce:

artofseductionlxix:

thebootyscholar:

verybigpimpin:

RIP.

know that nigga dead

i bet he had pretty flowers at his funeral

Omg. My heart goes out to him lmfao

HA!

He took one for the team

(Source: oneshittyblog)

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anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

(Source: whitenaomicampbell)

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actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

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cottognapple:

timelordinvictorious:

pandifreyan:

thatscienceguy:

What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!

I think Maleficent is about to appear. 

Diagonally

for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.

cottognapple:

timelordinvictorious:

pandifreyan:

thatscienceguy:

What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!

I think Maleficent is about to appear. 

Diagonally

for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.

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memoirsofaninja:

Teacher: Please sit down

Me: 

image

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I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
used to remind a child who is owed respect in the parent child dynamic. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition. (via blackproverbs)

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